Today is not my luckiest day. I got peed by this jerkface (sorry!) cat which my friends and I usually call Oki. Ms. Eka asked me to shoo him away from the storage room because she was afraid that he'd eat the food that the janitors might have inside there. I went up to him and went like, shoo, shoo!
I knew (had a gut feeling) that he was somehow gonna come after me and pee on me. I think the reason that I had a feeling is because I wasn't the first victim. My friends had all seen Oki peeing everywhere, I did too, and two of my friends (whose names I cannot say here because I think that they'd not give me permission) got peed by him before I did.
This made me feel curious about why Oki did this. Is it because he felt threatened thus getting a need to "spray" on his victim? At first I thought the reason why he did is because he was marking his territories. That's as far as my knowledge can go. But why in the world would he be marking me as his territory? -_-
When I told Mr. John about the situation, he compared what Oki did to me to what skunks do to people when they feel threatened. But, the problem is, Oki is a cat. And skunks are skunks.
Maybe, Oki is just adapting. Maybe he's becoming a revolutionist of the cat world! He will be the first cat ever to pee on things that makes him feel endangered or annoyed. He should make a patent for this.
Either way, I am not a fan of his. I use to pet him a lot when I know a little about it, but now that I do know enough about him... well, enough is enough!
((I think I need to call Jackson Galaxy to my school!))
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